#puns

I am lathe to wonder what's going to happen next. #Monsterdon #Puns

My podiatrist has me wearing orthopedic shoes. I didn’t think they would help, but I stand corrected. #puns

Top notch security. #grickledoodle #wizards #protection #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor #puns

@linguistgoneforeign@mastodon.social I've remembered this one! It only works in #Swedish, not Norwegian or Danish. It means "the underground" if -an is an ending, or "tunnel banana" if it's the last two letters of "banan". (In Norwegian or Danish the ending would be -en and break the pun.) #language #puns #Swedish

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. I like this joke because it never grows old. #DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

#Fourgust #August #Meme #Puns #WordPlay

I felt down today when I opened my closet and discovered my puffer jacket was ripped open. FELT….. DOWN, ladies and gentlemen 🤨 #puns #nerlingersjokes

Posting this just in case #silly #puns #funny #joke

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social not calling that a "cheetah sheet" was such a missed opportunity #puns

Didn't get around to doing much for Pride this year, so instead have some Sloth almost at the end of the month. #art #Pride #Sloth #Puns

Insane. #grickledoodle #puns #mud #diary #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor