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Russell Garner

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<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ruby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ruby</span></a>, drums, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/synth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>synth</span></a>, cats, unions, bicycles, ADHD, flippancy.</p><p>Not a hot-swappable labor spigot.</p>

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    Rod Stewart? I don&#39;t like the cut of his jib #totp #sailingjoke

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    There&#39;s that episode of Black Books where Manny is exploited by a man who sells access to him to men who like beards, and the same resigned look exists here in the eyes of every member of the Bay City Rollers #totp

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    Always liked this song, probably because Dad had it on tape #totp

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    &quot;Anyway before the thing started I just nipped out for a smoke but it was raining and I stood under the drainpipe,&quot; complained Keith Flint #totp

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    &quot;I&#39;m Hank Marvin (starvin&#39;)&quot; is a rhyming slang expression based around popular R&amp;B and soul artiste Marvin Gaye #totp #fact

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    Michael Jackson released a popular range of guitars mostly used for speed metal #totp #fact

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    Dionne Warwick was actually from Coventry #totp #fact

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    This one&#39;s about a Womble rapping #totp

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    Mullets only existed to make people who didn&#39;t have them look massively attractive relatively #totp

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    I absolutely love this Robin Beck song and don&#39;t in any way think it&#39;s redolent of the mawkish, overproduced, creativity-free part of the 80s #totp ffs i&#39;m slightly enjoying it fuck off brain

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    And we were making love on Wednesday We did the recycling on Thursday Friday is the day we usually visit your mother #totp

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    Janet Jackson only had no songs and this isn&#39;t any of the ones she didn&#39;t have. I am aware I&#39;ve made this post before. I&#39;m making it again #totp

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    It&#39;s &quot;revved up like a deuce&quot; in case you, like me, were thinking &quot;wrapped up like a douche&quot; #totp

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    When Al Yankovic covers a Cliff song he goes by Normal Al Yankovic #totp #Fact

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    Cliff is &quot;learning reggae&quot; for his Christmas song, but don&#39;t worry, there&#39;s still time for Trump to trigger a nuclear mass extinction event #totp

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    MATE. The 70s called, they want their lapels b–right, no, sorry, carry on #totp

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    Why is that man&#39;s organ so wobbly? #CarryOn #Totp

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    They didn&#39;t cut before the fill at the end though, RIP Frank Beard #totp

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    This was on Now That&#39;s What I Call Music 4, which to my mind may or may not have been the best of them I can&#39;t actually remember and just Googled it. Unless we recorded it off the radio #totp

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    TWO Oberheim OB-Xa&#39;s, that&#39;s just greedy #totp

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    Billy Ocean is from Romford #totp

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    &quot;When the drummer farted at breakfast in the hotel we&#39;d give his cymbals to the keyboardist&quot; #totp

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    LEEDS, LEEDS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN #totp #lufc

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    Boys, those nuts were 32Nm overtorqued and his girl is now in a critical condition, I&#39;ll need you to come with me #totp

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    So we&#39;ve had Placebo, Adam Ant, Marilyn, The Cure, Limahl, Boy George, Duran Duran, and L&#39;Oreal shares are up 6.8% #totp

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    PLAY THE CURE YOU BASTsorry no look stream was behind you&#39;re LOVELY sorry no please don&#39;t g– #totp

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    Replying to a #totp thing to find it&#39;s a fucking brid.gy account

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    They found one more and then did that power ranger thing and combined into deadmau5 #totp

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    Aw man even Musical Youth had a Prophet-5 #totp

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    BANGER! By which I mean, stuff a seasonal banger up each of their arses, it is no less than they deserve #totp