Russell Garner
rgarner@mastodon.social
<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ruby" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ruby</span></a>, drums, <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/synth" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>synth</span></a>, cats, unions, bicycles, ADHD, flippancy.</p><p>Not a hot-swappable labor spigot.</p>
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Rod Stewart? I don't like the cut of his jib #totp #sailingjoke
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There's that episode of Black Books where Manny is exploited by a man who sells access to him to men who like beards, and the same resigned look exists here in the eyes of every member of the Bay City Rollers #totp
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Always liked this song, probably because Dad had it on tape #totp
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"Anyway before the thing started I just nipped out for a smoke but it was raining and I stood under the drainpipe," complained Keith Flint #totp
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"I'm Hank Marvin (starvin')" is a rhyming slang expression based around popular R&B and soul artiste Marvin Gaye #totp #fact
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Michael Jackson released a popular range of guitars mostly used for speed metal #totp #fact
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Dionne Warwick was actually from Coventry #totp #fact
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This one's about a Womble rapping #totp
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Mullets only existed to make people who didn't have them look massively attractive relatively #totp
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I absolutely love this Robin Beck song and don't in any way think it's redolent of the mawkish, overproduced, creativity-free part of the 80s #totp ffs i'm slightly enjoying it fuck off brain
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And we were making love on Wednesday We did the recycling on Thursday Friday is the day we usually visit your mother #totp
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Janet Jackson only had no songs and this isn't any of the ones she didn't have. I am aware I've made this post before. I'm making it again #totp
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It's "revved up like a deuce" in case you, like me, were thinking "wrapped up like a douche" #totp
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When Al Yankovic covers a Cliff song he goes by Normal Al Yankovic #totp #Fact
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Cliff is "learning reggae" for his Christmas song, but don't worry, there's still time for Trump to trigger a nuclear mass extinction event #totp
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MATE. The 70s called, they want their lapels b–right, no, sorry, carry on #totp
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Why is that man's organ so wobbly? #CarryOn #Totp
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They didn't cut before the fill at the end though, RIP Frank Beard #totp
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This was on Now That's What I Call Music 4, which to my mind may or may not have been the best of them I can't actually remember and just Googled it. Unless we recorded it off the radio #totp
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TWO Oberheim OB-Xa's, that's just greedy #totp
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Billy Ocean is from Romford #totp
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"When the drummer farted at breakfast in the hotel we'd give his cymbals to the keyboardist" #totp
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LEEDS, LEEDS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN #totp #lufc
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Boys, those nuts were 32Nm overtorqued and his girl is now in a critical condition, I'll need you to come with me #totp
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So we've had Placebo, Adam Ant, Marilyn, The Cure, Limahl, Boy George, Duran Duran, and L'Oreal shares are up 6.8% #totp
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PLAY THE CURE YOU BASTsorry no look stream was behind you're LOVELY sorry no please don't g– #totp
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Replying to a #totp thing to find it's a fucking brid.gy account
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They found one more and then did that power ranger thing and combined into deadmau5 #totp
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Aw man even Musical Youth had a Prophet-5 #totp
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BANGER! By which I mean, stuff a seasonal banger up each of their arses, it is no less than they deserve #totp