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  I feel duped.

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  Someone complained that I've been posting about cats too much lately, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Easily Distracted by Cats & Side Quests" T-shirt. Keep the complaints coming buddy, there's more where this came from. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP5ZZCJG/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_81Z7G4E89CEYYT73H7M2?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=488c5cc38dc6318ec940e31cdd10ef64&gaOptInStatus=true

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  I love Rami Malek.

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  That's so interesting.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Tortilla Wrap Maker Kit. You might think you have the skills to fold a burrito. You're wrong. You might try to convince yourself it's all in the pinkies. You'll do it wrong. Use the kit. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H9DC21DQ/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_SF59G8K2PH2VXBAXDS5R?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=9972e00d383fdbfd7c16deb52f5faa02&gaOptInStatus=true

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  That's rough.

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  Had an interview to be CEO at Nvidia today. I expected more tech questions, literally all they did was show me pictures of Chinese women and ask "How does this make you feel?"

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  This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Campfire Night Light, on sale for 55% off. This happens every freaking year. We catch way too many ghosts, then Halloween ends and no one wants to adopt the rest of them. Shameful. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYJ3H844/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_YWR42P48325A02MJWS3H?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=df61c8dc36670cd61483be10512aa8e7&gaOptInStatus=true

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  I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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  That's helpful to know.

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  It's important to know your rights.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Droids Shirt. Happy Star Wars Day, November the 11th be with you. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KVJG144/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_8ZXQ2HVXS4Y1NTRZ1NBJ?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=e221a763bb6845670df121a574c8d78d&gaOptInStatus=true

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  They're even more dangerous than we feared.

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  We made a comic about a pawn shop.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for Bananagrams. It's the most popular thing that looks like a banana if you don't count bananas. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1932188126/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_D5H61P2A91565VZT8FKA?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=7285b24ea535b9b343e5806a56aca938&gaOptInStatus=true

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  I wish they didn't change the name.

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  Incredible.

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  This morning's Low Quality Ad is for the LEGO FIFA World Cup Trophy. Give someone the full FIFA experience by gifting it to them, then snatching it away at the last second so you can award it to the highest bidder. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FMYYGFQF/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_CC35Q8CADBDSPEH01KS0?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=62a920e10311bd105b1881036cacf9f6&gaOptInStatus=true

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  This was the main premise of the film The Lighthouse.

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  Nature is crazy.

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  They tried to unionize to get paid nap time.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Dumpster Fire Pin. What a funny coincidence, "The horrors persist, but so do I" also happens to be my email signature at work. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FNZZTSQZ/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_CT6C42WEY2Z0BHN5FFH3?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=9cfe9c3e7f567bd8734411eccd3b586f&gaOptInStatus=true

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  That must take so much self-restraint.

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  Uh oh.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Red Light Therapy Mask, on sale for 50% off. It will make your skin look flawless. And if it doesn't work, you can wear the mask at all times to hide your hideous face. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D7N2KWLH/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_YFEMRXDVPHTW3CDXMSBF?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=bcbde610269691d5a93e99623581c32b&gaOptInStatus=true

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  Flight is a sin (unless you're a bird).

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  Society: You guys need to stop sexually assaulting women. Fraternities, not knowing what else to do: Uhhhh okay I guess we could light people on fire then?

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  This morning's Low Quality Ad is for this Buzz Lightyear Shirt. A lot of people you know would be very offended by this shirt if they were able to read. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07S5M7MG2/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_dl_0Z04S47WA0SQ3S3N09VK?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=e5a2973e3065dea991660e9f97df7521&gaOptInStatus=true

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  Smart.

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  Make it the early 2000s and you've got yourself a deal.