Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
losttourist@social.chatty.monster
<p>Lightweight nonsense toots, often tinged with 80s-flavoured music & <a href="https://social.chatty.monster/tags/GenX" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>GenX</span></a> nostalgia, retro computing, and more modern electronics.</p><p>Straight, cis, LGBTQ+ ally. Not an actual sausage. חַי<br /><a href="https://social.chatty.monster/tags/childfree" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>childfree</span></a></p><p>My toots auto-delete after 3 months. tfr.</p><p>Interests:<br /><a href="https://social.chatty.monster/tags/80smusic" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>80smusic</span></a> <a href="https://social.chatty.monster/tags/1980s" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>1980s</span></a> <a href="https://social.chatty.monster/tags/80s" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<
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Thank you all for the music toots. Except that one person who made the ducks happen, you know who you are. And Rod Stewart, I'm not thanking him either. I'm not even sure I want to, but we'll be back to put ourselves through more of this misery next week. #TOTP
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When I was middle-aged I used to have fun by talking to complete strangers on the internet while watching 50-year-old TV programmes featuring ducks dancing around a TV studio. #TOTP
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I don't care what the subtitles say, it's Wrapped Up Like A Douche and that's final. #TOTP
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Oh my god the studio's full of ducks. #TOTP
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I can only repeat it, because there are no other words. ... WHAT??! #totp
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... what ... #TOTP
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Christ, he's kidnapped a school bus full of kids and forced them onto the stage. #TOTP
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This episode is rapidly turning into one of those public safety warning films, about the dangers of 70s music. #TOTP
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Oi, Blackburn, you can leave the Top Of The Hats claims to us, thank you very much. #TOTP
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I am intrigued to know what @mariajeperez@mastodon.online will make of The Wurzels (I'm assuming this didn't storm to the top of the charts in Spain) #TOTP
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DOUBLE-NECKED GUITAR KLAXON. #totp
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It's true every time they show a mid-70s episode, but there was far too much hair in that decade. #TOTP
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Can't argue with that. #TOTP
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Banging tune from Eddy! #TOTP
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Gaelic spelling was designed as an intentional huge Fuck You to the English, wasn't it? #TOTP
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PLAY KID CREOLE! #totp
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WARDROBE MALFUNCTION KLAXON! #TOTP
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Did I just dream that montage of women? #totp
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When you're dancing on the Pops at 8 and have to be teeing off at the first hole by 8:30. #TOTP
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I think I've told this tale before, but when I was about 18 or 19, I had a job over the Christmas break working in one of the big London department stores. Unfortunately the manager of the bit where I was seemingly owned one piece of recorded music - a Best Of Dionne Warwick CD - which was played on repeat. All day. Every day. With the result that no matter how fantastic her songs (and they are, they really are), they simply make me run screaming for the hills. Sorry, Dionne. #TOTP
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This is like if you put all New Wave bands in a blender. #TOTP
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Yes, tune! #TOTP
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Top of the Advert Song Hats! #TOTP
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Cheers! #TOTP
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Ferry & Jerry. #TOTP
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Brother Beyond with very a inoffensive pop tune. Also a very unexciting one. #TOTP
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Fuck's sake. How has he not been banged up yet for sex crimes? #TOTP
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Was listening to the TV but looking at my laptop and I'm not 100% sure but at number three in the charts did they say it was Bum Fuck MCs? #TOTP
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Oh can you imagine how long the risk assessment form was for this much fire in the studio. #TOTP
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One bloke singing, and a serious looking pal on keyboards. But Erasure or Pet Shop Boys they ain't. #TOTP