Joe Groff
joe@f.duriansoftware.com
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Posts
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anyone say "nationwide ground slop" yet
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nice article by the Decker author about writing your own PostScript implementation https://beyondloom.com/blog/postscript.html
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the home automation terminal For Men, HommeView
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they called it Solo because the number of users was
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starting a petition to bring back Gil Amelio as CEO
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When the man is the one pulling the sleigh for the reindeer, that’s a reverse santaur
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"more like Microsoft 364 haha" well, actually, they get to make up the uptime during leap years
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@kwazekwaze/117606717573059251 "made fun of in perpetuity in AI-generated movies" is the real basilisk
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the year is 1996. i am looking at microkernel architecture diagrams for apple's new OS the year is 2026. i am looking at microkernel architecture diagrams for apple's new OS https://security.apple.com/blog/secure-exclaves/
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gonna start my own GPU company called wRath https://buc.ci/abucci/p/1794503380.397272
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RE: https://cyberplace.social/@contextfreepatentart/117604189699481520 uh oh, heathcliff better lawyer up
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congratulations on accepting the position of CEO. in order to preserve shareholder value, your mandatory gelding has been scheduled
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if some algorithms are embarrassingly parallel, then where are the proudly parallel algorithms
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was going to start a company that sold spray-on dreadlocks, but GooDreads.com was already taken
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shoutout to wood-database.com for the best search spinner
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they could've just gone with "Rocq Your World"
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I love the human effort to engineer something, but when there are no humans who want to help make what i want, there's only one place to go.
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some developers write BASIC in every language they use. you can tell they PEEKed in high school
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Necronomicon System 7 brings you voice control with Unspeakable Items
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ceremonial grade match expressions
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RE: https://social.vivaldi.net/@thradams/117593959393765230 don't get high on your own RAII
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gonna refer to feedback from the CEO with, "ChatJPT says…"
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of all the reasons to avoid becoming dependent on LLMs, an important one i don't hear as much is "sam and dario get to unilaterally decide what you're allowed to do" https://www.404media.co/reverse-engineer-anything-ai-companies-crack-down-on-the-coolest-thing-people-were-doing-with-ai/
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i wonder if there are coyotes
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maybe this is software's quartz crisis. mainstream software will become cheap and disposable, but you'll be able to buy a luxury computer with artisanal handcrafted software that lasts for generations for only a few hundred thousand dollars
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RE: https://oldbytes.space/@distrohopper39b/117587577742942358 the true year of the linux desktop will be when apple replaces their "industry standard PC" icon with a systemd BSOD
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UI Hall of Shame successor blog titled, "Get A Load of This GUI"
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instruction set where loads based on a null pointer don't trap but instead produce all zeroes, and stores are ignored