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Colin

abstractcode@eigenmagic.net

<p>That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. He/They.</p><p>Allegedly professional software developer. Definitively amateur photographer. Interested in things.</p><p>Avatar image: Headshot of me against a black background. I have purple hair and an inane beard.</p><p>Header image: Black and white photograph of multiple train tracks with overhead power lines. There is a bitumen road on the right hand side of the image separated from the tracks by a chainlink fence.</p>

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    Ginger nut? Yes, I’ve seen that video.

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    I need enough money and power to seize control of Mastodon development to add the most critical missing feature: Footnotes.

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    I wish all computers a Stop Trying To Help Me You Suck At It and a happy Shut The Fuck Up And Do What You’re Told.

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    The fun thing about Extreme Programming is the system that is always referenced as being where it comes from was apparently a disaster.

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    So yesterday I got a 3D printer, a number of filament storage/drying containers and about 20 spools of filament, mostly PLA and TPU. Setting the printer up is probably a weekend task. Is it traditional that the first things you print after the test print are things for the printer itself?

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    The appropriate response to the &quot;Don&#39;t You Know Who I Am?&quot; posts bemoaning the lack of &quot;reach&quot; around here is &quot;No and I intend to keep it that way.&quot;

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    I assume this eldritch sigil is for summoning @xssfox@cloudisland.nz

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    Down With Pants - Official motto of the Anti-Pants League

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    @daedalus@eigenmagic.net Turns out humanity&#39;s position on information is &quot;against&quot;

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    @steadilyebbing@girlcock.club @futzle@old.mermaid.town I CAN HEAR THE THUNK ERICA HOW DARE YOU.

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    The concept of a legal name as primary suggests the government has more say as to your identity than you do. I reject this concept.

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    Giant Trebuchet Solutions may not solve your problem but we will ensure your problem is over there instead, which is like a solution if you don&#39;t think about it.

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    @Unixbigot Not designing something to slap yourself? :sus:

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    @Unixbigot &quot;So yes the chief engineer is a catboy. They all are. Clearly you&#39;ve never actually been on a fusion skipper before. I don&#39;t know how you bluffed your way onto the crew or maintained the lie until after launch but we&#39;ll follow standard procedure for this situation and drop you off at the next stop. It&#39;s a monitoring beacon for a prison colony. But it&#39;s maintained by a prison abolitionist monitoring group so you&#39;ll get atmosphere and they&#39;ll pick you u...

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    @liamvhogan I&#39;d like full dental care to be covered by Medicare and an electric toothbrush powerful enough to vibrate apart a building.

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    @Unixbigot LEARN TO FLY, KIT

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    Cloud has brought a number of predictable issues. Notably the hardware knows we can no longer get at it with an axe, and it’s getting smug.

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    I am preemptively cancelling Monday. We’re going to do Sunday 2: Sunday Harder.

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    I WILL NEVER WANT TO PASTE WITH FORMATTING AND IT OFFENDS ME THAT YOU WOULD IMPLY I WOULD EVER BE SO CRASS.

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    I need 1499 people on the Australian electoral roll who are not a member of a party to become members of the Get In The Sea Party. https://aec.gov.au/Parties_and_Representatives/Party_Registration/guide/files/party-registration-guide.pdf?v=1.1

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    I feel if you have ever edited autoexec.bat that should qualify as age verification. You* be old. *me

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    Making someone&amp;#39;s day weirder for badly explained reasons.