In an interview, the multi-billionaire former CEO of Nvidia, Jensen Huang, once said: “I work from the moment I wake up to the moment when I go to bed, and I work seven days a week. When I’m not working, I’m thinking about working. And when I’m working, I’m working.” We now know, of course, that Huang was having affairs with at least three different women, so his claims to *constant work* were obviously bullshit. This should come as no surprise to most of you, but it bears repeating: the myth that these CEOs engage in any useful labor at all, much less the uniquely valuable work of indispensable heroes they’d like us to believe they are, is their greatest triumph.