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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style

2026-04-23 17:00 UTC

you're at a party when suddenly you get cornered by an MBA program washout connected to an apparatus that lets him breathe vyvanse like a guild navigator inhaling spice melange, and then he turns to you and says:

Replies (3)

  • @jalefkowit@vmst.io 2026-04-23 17:02

    @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style what... what the fuck did I just read

    Open ##2333635

  • @infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone 2026-04-23 17:17

    @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "I don't want you to be a chris, in fact, I think that would probably do you harm." I can't believe I agree with this person.

    Open ##2333643

  • @courtney@dads.cool 2026-04-23 17:32

    @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "The great thing about talent is it's the one thing, the only thing I can think of, that is absolutely randomly distributed throughout the population of the world. It has nothing to do with anything. You cannot buy it. You cannot learn it, you cannot inherit it." - Fran Liebowitz

    Open ##2333651